Some things just don’t change. Like our feelings for each other and the way in which we handle that.
If I give up on you, what will you have left?
Uh, nothing. So I’m sticking around.
New York Magazine: Did you ever try any acid or psychedelic drugs to prepare for Taking Woodstock?
Demetri Martin: No, I have all these food allergies, so I’ve tried very few things in my life. I’m afraid of getting high and being like, "I don’t care what kind of sandwich this is!" And then people are all like, "How’d he die? Well, he got high and couldn’t resist a peanut butter and jelly sandwich."
One of my least favourite feelings is when someone tells me about how they were with you the other day. It makes me wonder why you still can’t seem to look at me. Why? Why? Why? I thought we fixed these problems.
It’s really sad to think of all the people that I will no longer talk to when I move. But I have to admit, I’m excited to leave a few of you behind.
4-8yr Olds Describing Love.
Rebecca, age 8: When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That's love.
Terri, age 4: Love is what makes you smile when you're tired.
Danny, age 7: Love is when my mommy makes coffee for my daddy and she takes a sip before giving it to him, to make sure the taste is OK.
Nikka, age 6: If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a friend who you hate.
Elaine, age 5: Love is when Mommy gives Daddy the best piece of chicken.
Chris, age 7: Love is when Mommy sees Daddy smelly and sweaty and still says he is handsomer than Robert Redford.
Mary Ann, age 4: Love is when your puppy licks your face even after you left him alone all day.
cluelesslytakingontheworld: i truly love all my best friends to the point that i didnt even know so much love could exist inside me.
I woke up from a dream I’d been having where I was yelling at you about something irrelevant like I always used to. Normally I feel relieved knowing youre in my past but today it made me so sad and I just wanted to call you and ask if you wanted to go to the park with me so we could be awkwardly in love again.
Looking at old pictures makes me bitter and sad.
Life moves fastest when you're moving slowest....